December 2011
389 posts
It's like a buffet of porn
Tempus: I won't start writing it until the weekend, but I can use the next couple of days to list various acts I'd like to include.
Tempus: Edging is always a good one. I like edging.
Cake: Ooooooh
Cake:
Tempus: It's like the UST of actual fucking.
Cake: LMFAO
Cake: Only you, Tempus.
Tempus: But you have to admit, it is.
Cake: I agree.
Cake: I also have only ever heard you describe it that way.
Tempus: It only just occurred to me that way. XD
Cake: LOL
Cake: "Hmmm how can I put some UST in there….HMMMMMMM OH I KNOW"
Tempus: Nah, I was just making a mental laundry list of what I could easily write under the S&M heading and edging, while not S&M-exclusive, was still top of the list.
Cake: Oh lol
Tempus: I mean, do we want some bondage? (Definitely never happening in Volutions) Or a bit of flogging/caning, even a nice open-palm spanking? (I think Fenris can spank for a long time with his nice, well-conditioned, swordsman's hands) Or are we in a more D/s type thing? Oh so many choices.
Tempus: A little from platter A, entrée B, and dessert C?
Tempus: Oh, and toys.
Tempus: Will they prefer with toys or not?
Cake: LMFAO
Cake: It's like a BUFFET of PORN
Tempus: (I'm also tired and kind of punchy)
Cake: You're funny when punchy.
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So, there’s this. ↑
And that’s pretty nifty. (Also, hi new peoples!)
So it seems like The Thing to Do is to offer something. I don’t draw, I don’t find awesome art that I’m not just reblogging from someone else. I write fanfiction. It’s a Thing. ;)
So, I guess I’ll give this until……
Reblogging tonight...
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tempus-teapot:
tempus-teapot:
tempus-teapot:
So, there’s this. ↑
And that’s pretty nifty. (Also, hi new peoples!)
So it seems like The Thing to Do is to offer something. I don’t draw, I don’t find awesome art that I’m not just reblogging from someone else. I write fanfiction. It’s a Thing. ;)
So, I guess I’ll give this until……
Reblogging tonight and tomorrow before I draw on...
November 2011
352 posts
missl0nelyhearts replied to your post: Oh my mind
because of an unfortunate knowledge of piercing and body-mod culture…the word bifurcated always comes with PENIS after it in my mind. please tell me i’m not the only one … I was a professional body piercer for eight years, so that’s exactly where my mind goes.
Oh my mind
Every time I see the word “bifurcated” in this parts catalog I’m
working on, I am not thinking switches and relays in an inorganic
sense. Nope. (Someone please rescue me from this book.)
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tempus-teapot:
tempus-teapot:
So, there’s this. ↑
And that’s pretty nifty. (Also, hi new peoples!)
So it seems like The Thing to Do is to offer something. I don’t draw, I don’t find awesome art that I’m not just reblogging from someone else. I write fanfiction. It’s a Thing. ;)
So, I guess I’ll give this until……
Reblogging tonight and tomorrow before I draw on Wednesday. =)
One last...
The day...
…the phrase “menstrual shuriken” wandered through my head, and it
had nothing to do with cramps. (I’ve had better days.)
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Weep (HTBD 105)
The time had come. The weight of the last straw piled on top of a millennium of other straws had broken him, and now that same weight had settled on his heart until every beat seemed to come with only the greatest off efforts and only because Vengeance was not through with him yet.
Every time Anders closed his eyes, he could see his gift to the Chantry, nestled deep in its bowels waiting for his...
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GUYS GUYS GUYS!
antivan-milkshake:
Are there any Bethany/Fenris FanFictions? Please tell me there are.
If so, could you possibly give me a link for them?
Sadly, this one went unfinished, but it’s about the only example of the pairing that stuck in my memory: http://dragonage-kink.livejournal.com/4251.html?thread=9896091#t9896091 Until the Petals Fall.
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It's the Little Things (HTBD 99)
“What are you doing?” Poppy looked up from her book and darted her eyes guiltily, not because she had been doing anything to be guilty for, but because experience had taught her that when someone asked her that question, she probably had been doing something to merit a bit of guilt. She was perched on Fenris’ balcony railing, a book propped on her bent knees while she enjoyed midsummer’s...
ilikelookingatnakedmen asked: What is the name of the bathtub movie?
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tempus-teapot:
So, there’s this. ↑
And that’s pretty nifty. (Also, hi new peoples!)
So it seems like The Thing to Do is to offer something. I don’t draw, I don’t find awesome art that I’m not just reblogging from someone else. I write fanfiction. It’s a Thing. ;)
So, I guess I’ll give this until……
Reblogging tonight and tomorrow before I draw on Wednesday. =)
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Latibule - Prologue
One of my problems as I’ve been working on my notes and planning and initial writing for Latibule has been the fact that the actual dancing that goes with the prompt that inspired a rather ridiculous amount of non-dancing plot doesn’t happen until the very end of the story. The post-epilogue very end. I kind of did this in Grotesquerie, opening it with a scene that occurs partway into...
“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via thelittlephilosopher)
rhiannon42:
okay AO3
I would be a lot more impressed with you
if maybe
your Rich Text Editor worked consistently
this is getting a little annoying
and it is making me not want to upload my really really really long fics
because html tags are kind of a bitch
Okay, a couple of cheats for you.
1. Upload your MS Word doc to ff.net and then go to the edit section of their Manage Document...
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I Forgive You (HTBD 96)
“Don’t.” Anders turned his face away, missing both the attempt at a kiss and the hurt that flashed across Hawke’s face before his expression settled into cautious neutrality. “We have to end this. You deserve better.”
He tried to resist when Hawke lightly gripped his chin and turned his face back to meet his eyes, but Hawke refused to allow it....
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ilikelookingatnakedmen:
tempus-teapot:
tehnubcake:
tempus-teapot:
So, there’s this. ↑
And that’s pretty nifty. (Also, hi new peoples!)
So it seems like The Thing to Do is to offer something. I don’t draw, I don’t find awesome art that I’m not just reblogging from someone else. I write fanfiction. It’s a Thing. ;)
So, I guess I’ll give this until……
True story time: Found Grotesquerie...
time flies in a teapot?: Milestone thingy →
tehnubcake:
tempus-teapot:
So, there’s this. ↑
And that’s pretty nifty. (Also, hi new peoples!)
So it seems like The Thing to Do is to offer something. I don’t draw, I don’t find awesome art that I’m not just reblogging from someone else. I write fanfiction. It’s a Thing. ;)
So, I guess I’ll give this until……
True story time: Found Grotesquerie on kink meme, stalked it. Googled your...
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ilikelookingatnakedmen replied to your post:
Pfft. Being 42 is perfect for the mom of someone named after a guy who knows where his towel is. Did you do something nerdy for your birthday, like read Vogon poetry?
I did not, but I do intend to get the number 42 tattooed in white ink on my forearm before I turn 43.
ilikelookingatnakedmen asked: 1 - you have awesome taste in naming your kids after things (I want children named Tali and Zev, or I would if I wanted kids) 2 - single mom? do I have that right? 3 - Queen of UST (allowing for blackcoffeeandink as the Empress of UST) 4 - you are named for a semi-precious stone 5 - about the same age as me? ie mid-30s? How did I do?
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ilikelookingatnakedmen replied to your post: 1) you tried that fenders thing for a lark and it sucked you in big time 2) you are extremely prolific when on fandom honeymoon and you have filled many fills on the kinkmeme! 3) your sons have awesome names 4) you have been in hellsing fandom 5) you are damn hilarious!
I know Ford, but what are the other names?
My other son’s name is Ash.
a1879-deactivated20130130 asked: 1. Queen of UST 2. you love Hellsing 3. You cosplayed a Brazil character (WOW) 4. You have two sons named after incredible characters that I absolutely love too 5. Fic and RP are two separate things for you that you can't do at once :) 6. You are so grounded it helps me get through my own whirling things here 7. oops was supposed to be 5... IRC does that I guess :)
spicyshimmy asked: 1) you tried that fenders thing for a lark and it sucked you in big time 2) you are extremely prolific when on fandom honeymoon and you have filled many fills on the kinkmeme! 3) your sons have awesome names 4) you have been in hellsing fandom 5) you are damn hilarious!
cypheroftyr asked: 1. Undisputed Fenders UST Queen 2. Kinky and fun 3. You are awesome, just fucking awesome 4. You like Dita Von Teese (Sp?) 5. You are tempted to play Skyrim
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Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you've...
rhiannon42:
toastybluetwo:
downwith-princedoucheface:
LET’S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED.
Oh why the heck not. Do it.
Sure, hit me up.
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Boots [HTBD 86]
Oh that’s right, I do write something other than Anders/Fenris! I forgot.
Wee m!Hawke/Fenris microfill for the SNOW prompt on the meme.
Boots “Put them on.” Fenris glared at the boots Hawke held and hugged himself more tightly against the winter’s chill. “I am fine.” Hawke turned the boots over to show Fenris the soles. “Thin. You’ll still be ...
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nikolagriffin:
tempus-teapot:
So, there’s this. ↑
And that’s pretty nifty. (Also, hi new peoples!)
So it seems like The Thing to Do is to offer something. I don’t draw, I don’t find awesome art that I’m not just reblogging from someone else. I write fanfiction. It’s a Thing. ;)
So, I guess I’ll give this until……
Hello! Not really putting my name in…just reblogging to say with a sort of...